The Dragon Club

Where Sad Meets Fanged Delite

• Stickweld: You eva try and stay fire free for two days?
• Hergmold: Shit ya, it was awful.
• Stickweld: Why'd you do it?
• Hergmold: I was dragging after this hot black spectacled, Hungarian extra wide tailed. Drago! Was she hot!
• Stickweld: Two days! And no Fire?!! Fucking Benedictan Dragon of you!
• Hergmold: Nah, turns out she had two tails.
• Stickweld: Ohh a Double Delight! You give her a rub down to get in her scales?
• Hergmold: No Stickweld, the 2nd tail was in the front.
• Stickweld: Friggin' Prude.