The Dragon Club

Turning the World into a Dragon Statue made of Raspberries

• Red: Hey, you remember that one time that you got that truck full of raspberries and rubbed them all over your wings and flew over that one town.
• Blue: Yeah, toots, f%*$ing awesome wasn't it.
• Red: No, not really. I actually put that truck on my Dragon Express Card and was going to make a little something something for my Pinkie D. Yeah. I was pissed, and everyone was cheering you, so I decided to make a statue of you and burn it , and when I did, I actually killed that one prophet that was visiting the land... Damn prophet should of known impending death and all that bullshit.
• Blue: You suck, you know that. That wasn't a prophet, that was Papa Smurf
• Red: Oohh.