The Dragon Club

Dragons Can Read Good But Can't Spell With A Potato Famine On Their Brains

1. Not dragophobia, drago-nism Fear of dragons. That’s what everyone should have at least a little bit of. Drago-nism is hatred of the very core of the dragon; scales, fire-breathing, flying really fast, eating people, etc.
2. Dragon regionalism ruined the last five hundred years of dragon club unity. It’s time we walk over these stones of earth and embrace the distance as a good short pillaging distance.
3. Why do we as Dragons love virgins so much?


Posted with fiery innards.