March 2009
13 posts
Tomorrow is Happy Dragon Day in Derkelanzia
WTF?
I thought we had the day off!!
My favorite words that rhyme with dragon:
wagon
flagon
Ummmmm, that’s all I can think of. B-(
1 tag
The Dragon Club
#1 - The first rule of The Dragon Club is, you do talk about The Dragon Club.
#2 - The second rule of The Dragon Club is, you DO talk about The Dragon Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, you eat them.
#4 - Two dragons to a Drag.
#5 - One Drag at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shivs.
#7 - Drags will go on as long as they need to.
#8 - If this is your first night at The Dragon...
Where Sad Meets Fanged Delite
Stickweld: You eva try and stay fire free for two days?
Hergmold: Shit ya, it was awful.
Stickweld: Why'd you do it?
Hergmold: I was dragging after this hot black spectacled, Hungarian extra wide tailed. Drago! Was she hot!
Stickweld: Two days! And no Fire?!! Fucking Benedictan Dragon of you!
Hergmold: Nah, turns out she had two tails.
Stickweld: Ohh a Double Delight! You give her a rub down to get in her scales?
Hergmold: No Stickweld, the 2nd tail was in the front.
Stickweld: Friggin' Prude.
“COOL As A DRAGON which is HOT”
– Eggward Van Pinkflame
NAILS? Should Dragons continue the stereotype that...
at gettin’ our nails did?
Or should we subscribe to non-Imperialist, anti-Kungfu PropaGhandi?
The stupidest post on dragon club ever!
Booby booby booby!