September 2008
92 posts
The longest chain of mountains on the planet lies along the western edge of South America like an immense dragon - its tail falling into the freezing Antarctic Ocean, its head breathing fire 5,000 miles north. The Andes, home to the highest points outside the Himalayas, are remarkable not only for their volcanoes and their jagged peaks, the spines of the dragon’s back; the niches they...
The word on the street regarding dragons
Cincinatti, OH. Sept 25, 2:46 PM, partly cloudy.
Me: What do you think of Dragons?
Toby (age 6): Last weekend we rented a movie and there was a dragon in it and it was a good movie. The dragon, he could fly and had big wings and blewed fire. The dragon also had a friend and my brother, Petey, he got scared and he cried. He’s a baby, but I’m not, I don’t even suck my thumb...
Q: How much does Dragon’s love graffiti?
A: As much as Dragon’s love wants to (Dragon’s got her back y’all).
How much do Dragon's love Graffiti?
The Dragon Lies Bleeding by Hammerfall; A Homage...
Ride trough the valley in thunder and rain The battle is raging, redeem this domain The castle of Eden lies silent above Darkness sourround us, away we must go I look through the eyes of the world I see there’s a stranger among us Awaiting a sign form above To conquer the power and the glory Enter the battle, our will to enchain Bringing us forward, defeating the pain Into the meeting with...
In Case you didn't know, DRAGONS LOVE A GOOD PARTY
Often known for being “hot headed” and quick to “erupt”, Dragons can actually stay quite cool when they are fed enough alcohol and cold pizza. My cousin Margot once actually knew that one guy who dated the Dragon, you know the one, and he actually once outdrank the Dragon on their first date. I think the dragon had probably thought about it and may actually used it...
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Listen to American...
dragon power can save the McCain-Bush energy...
but dragons hate petroleum as much as markie mark in that one movie with the FUCKABEES line
Rumblings of a Teenage Dragon
Smaller of 3 Yellow: Pa do you thinks humans and Dragons will ever live in peace?
Granjolt Feelhot: I thought the humans killed you last week.
Smaller of 3 Yellow: No Drad that was Lords of The Rings fictional bullshit. I watched the Directors cut back to back. It took four days.
Granjolt Feelhot: Ohh, I better tell your mother we won't be doing it out on the peak tonight then.
I overheard Dragon Officials say “I’m just sayin’ that’s all”
Dragonbreath says what?
Dragon Hope
Emotionally present and engaged in a healthy and respectful manner. 1. Self-knowledge 2. Knowledge about your dragonocity, dragon behavior, and dragon-on-dragon violence. 3. Plan your kills. 4. An individual plan for pillaging. 5. A planned incremental approach to escalating situations with multiple outlets of death-mongering.
James, The Dragon Shit-talker
James: Fuck Dragons
Etta: You're fucked James
Then James is picked up by a Yellow Magnificient and is eaten over the course of a three day Dragon Rave
Dragons Crash Into Utility Pole In West O. Power...
Dragons say oppah.
RE: Russian Yellow
Are you talking about Ernie Kovacks? He’s yellow but I think he’s Polish. And the guy that hit him wasn’t a hamster it was that guy from the bar. And everyone who saw it happen said that Ernie was drunk and kind of being a dick anyways.
Russian Dragons Vow Revenge, Decimation, and...
Republican Hamsters spin their wheels just a little bit faster, move nowhere quicker.
—Dragon Times Headlines 09/06/08
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