October 2008
16 posts
“I said hello, Dragon,……well, hello, Dragon
Its so nice to have you...”
– Louis Armstrong | Hello, Dragon lyrics
“Fjxflhkvvdl”
Psoriasis or crusted scabies?
The Dragon by Edgar Allie Hoe
Shitty night yo, close to midnights,
Thinkin’ bout some fucked up shit of yesteryear, you hear me,
Nodding out, but not heroin, someone came prodding,
Breaking down my motherfucking door,
This motherfucker is dead, I shouted over my Tostitos.
Short and fucking sweet.
I ‘member it a shitty as December, out of weed and shrooms,
Each hour made me hallucinate that much motherfucking more.
I was all...
Robotic Dragons Dream of Electric Peasants →
Violins in E Tumor
That one goyle who dated that one dragoon trimmered a phloto of turnstilistic trangles.
Actual note left on my Fridge Aug. 23 1997
Dear asshole,
Here is a list of things that piss me off about you:
1. You never never never wash you dishes, they pile up in the sink, stink and mold.
2. Your room always has a wierd smell, close your freeking door, vacuum, wash your clothes, get some Glade, whatever it takes!
3. Stop making burn spots on the couch, or just stop having that five-alarm chili before Full House hour. I wish you...
Turning the World into a Dragon Statue made of...
Red: Hey, you remember that one time that you got that truck full of raspberries and rubbed them all over your wings and flew over that one town.
Blue: Yeah, toots, f%*$ing awesome wasn't it.
Red: No, not really. I actually put that truck on my Dragon Express Card and was going to make a little something something for my Pinkie D. Yeah. I was pissed, and everyone was cheering you, so I decided to make a statue of you and burn it , and when I did, I actually killed that one prophet that was visiting the land... Damn prophet should of known impending death and all that bullshit.
Blue: You suck, you know that. That wasn't a prophet, that was Papa Smurf
Red: Oohh.
“I never met a Red I didn’t like.”
– Blue Dragon
Poisonous Viper Pit of Death VS Dragon Den
Where would you last longer?
Dragon Punch Confirmed.
Red Dragon kicked some ass.
An Oft Overheard Question: Can Mini-Donks and Dragons Really Mate?