January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
5 posts
Swolle The F Up →
GiF of Van Damne getting eaten by a baby dragon. Super sweet.
A proverb; a cautionary tale
To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend, share an old pleasure with a new friend, and lift up the heart of a true friend by writing his name on the wings of a dragon.
Chinese Proverb
Do you want to die with your whole entire family after I de-arm them or do you want to watch me have the procreation with your wife and make a Dronkey??
November 2011
3 posts
The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo
The book’s okay, but the movie…. The movie has got the scaliest scales this side of Zarung. No dampening of this fire if you know what I mean. 🔥
Drago-Rumors
Although the rumored relationship between Big Greenzenith’s G-Dragon and Japanese porn actress Kiko Amizbuxx died down last year after adamant denials from both parties in the aftermath, it looks like netizens are bringing it up again due to apparently newfound ‘evidence’.
Originating from a popular internet forum, photos suggesting that the two went on dates quickly spread like wildfire....
Swollen Dragöñ Töñsiłs?
Hey Dragon-Boy92 I blew this dude with ma flames and got all the ashes down my throat. Now my lymphs are all hecka swollen. Halp?? Advice??
October 2011
1 post
BOOM! goes the dynOmite! →
December 2010
2 posts
Dragons
Dragonz are
September 2010
1 post
Triple D cup huh?... Let me grab my broadsword....
August 2010
1 post
May 2010
2 posts
Not dragons on mIRC
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April 2010
1 post
POOP!
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
Introspection:
Sometimes a grey lord of the underworld has to ask herself after the seventh or ninth night of firey human torment, did I just go extinct?
November 2009
2 posts
Teal?
People will tell you there is no such thing as dragons. Those people are liars. They don’t want you to know all the dragons (the teal ones, anyway) are hiding in picturesque meadows, waiting for someone with the right point-and-click skills to come along and find them. Well, we’ll show those dirty rotten dragon hoggers, won’t we?!
What I ate:
Some pretty yummy brains. And I believe there is a god, since he designed the human skull to be thick enough to keep ‘em warm, yet fragile enough to bite bite through so you can suck out the yummies.
October 2009
1 post
Brazilian Dragons??
Is it true they have larger tails?
September 2009
4 posts
Dragon days at Camelot
This week only
It’s not how many dragons you kill; it’s who takes home the princess—and I go...
– some dumbass, he tasted like bbq chicken, guess I should go easier on the fire breathing next time.
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
3 posts
If you dumb-asses didn't know. This is how you... →
A dragon in disguise.
Any man who has his naval pierced: maybe.
Any man who has nis naval peirced and toting a rhinestone, ruby eyed skill and crossbones: definitely!
Leeks for dinner? (issa flash, no worky on your... →
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
5 posts
You DragonFucking Donkey Swiller!!
– Your Auntie Scales
Labeless Dragonless Souls →
Farce
You: suck
Does your dragon not fly?
Does your dream quiver like raven’s hair?
Will dragonocity ever make a 2nd pass over the stem?
March 2009
13 posts
Tomorrow is Happy Dragon Day in Derkelanzia
WTF?
I thought we had the day off!!
My favorite words that rhyme with dragon:
wagon
flagon
Ummmmm, that’s all I can think of. B-(
1 tag
The Dragon Club
#1 - The first rule of The Dragon Club is, you do talk about The Dragon Club.
#2 - The second rule of The Dragon Club is, you DO talk about The Dragon Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, you eat them.
#4 - Two dragons to a Drag.
#5 - One Drag at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shivs.
#7 - Drags will go on as long as they need to.
#8 - If this is your first night at The Dragon...
Where Sad Meets Fanged Delite
Stickweld: You eva try and stay fire free for two days?
Hergmold: Shit ya, it was awful.
Stickweld: Why'd you do it?
Hergmold: I was dragging after this hot black spectacled, Hungarian extra wide tailed. Drago! Was she hot!
Stickweld: Two days! And no Fire?!! Fucking Benedictan Dragon of you!
Hergmold: Nah, turns out she had two tails.
Stickweld: Ohh a Double Delight! You give her a rub down to get in her scales?
Hergmold: No Stickweld, the 2nd tail was in the front.
Stickweld: Friggin' Prude.
COOL As A DRAGON which is HOT
– Eggward Van Pinkflame
NAILS? Should Dragons continue the stereotype that...
at gettin’ our nails did?
Or should we subscribe to non-Imperialist, anti-Kungfu PropaGhandi?